What a total shithead
What a total shithead
this fusion went a little weird but oh well!
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
Homophobia is not a phobia. Phobia implies fear and discomfort. Homophobia is usually hatred. There is legit phobia for many things, and I can actually imagine someone actually fearing -not hating- homosexuals, like some people have phobias of teenagers, or bald people. But what we identify as homophobia now is NOT a phobia. It’s just someone being a douche.
this needs to be in every art history books in 10 years
one of the servers at the restaurant i work at received this as their “tip” today. she came into the break room and began to sob, because servers get paid so little and they are completely dependent upon the tips that they make a living. servers make, usually, 2.35 an hour plus tips. leaving this for someone is cruel and unfair. leaving this for someone doesn’t make them a better person, it makes them unable to pay for their rent. DO NOT TIP YOUR SERVERS WITH ANYTHING LIKE THIS. IT IS EXTREMELY HARMFUL.
wtf? Why isn’t their boss paying them?!
Depressingly in the US, servers are exempt from Minimum Wage laws so it seems, which allows the to be paid less, as the assumption is that they will be tipped. This is a horrible system that leaves honest, hard working people at the mercy of others to even survive.
I used to host and cook at a restaurant and one day a group came in and used our party room. Their bill was almost $300 and they didn’t leave a tip at all.
When we realized what happened it was too late and the girl who was serving them literally sat on the floor and started to cry. She was a second year college student who had 3 jobs and still had trouble paying her bills.
YOU NEED TO TIP YOUR SEVERS!
God shit like this is disgusting :/ I tip as much as I can, whenever I can. And if I honestly cannot afford the 20%, I at least try my hardest to let my server know how much I appreciate the hard work. I’ve even drawn for them before.
I remember one time, my friends and I went out to eat. At the end of our meal, my friend/sister’s boyfriend tipped the waiter $50. We watched as he took the tip (wide eyed of course), went to talk to his manager, came back to look at us, and went back to the manager again. Only to come back a second time, nearly on his knees to thank us. If that doesn’t say a lot, I don’t know what does.
I will yell at you until you cry if you ever pull crap like this in front of me
Seriously. Tip the servers. They bust their ass.
A friend and I went to eat once, and our waiter was just awesome. He was friendly and even put the TV on a channel we liked. His girlfriend was sitting nearby, waiting for him to get off, and since he was so great, I gave him a $15 Starbucks gift card I got for Christmas so he could take his girlfriend out on a date. I tipped him too, of course, but I just wanted to do something nice since he was so great.
Context makes this something hardcore. And makes me angry as anything!
But the grammar…The grammar hurts. Jesus can commute our death sentence?! As in he might not?! “The Bible says is…” WHAT THE FUCK!?! I would so look at that person and not talk about jesus but talk about their editing skills. Don’t hand out crap when the editing is crap. No one needs crap on their crap! That’s just gross. Equal to a port-a-potty. Do not hand people a port-a-potty!
Some dick handed one of these to me at work too. I was so fucking annoyed. Fuck off. If you thought it was all acceptable to hand something like this to a stranger you were wrong. They are at work. What they believe or do is not your fucking concern. It is not for you to meddle in or attempt to influence.
and really this was a “tip” for someone who just waited and served you food.. and to get some useless babbling shit about jesus is a slap in the fucking face. people who do this shit and dont tip at all should be ashamed.
I think there should be a policy that if someone does this shit, their bill is immediately doubled.
pokemon: “we put a Great Ball in a trash can on the SS Anne once and players are now compelled to check literally every single trash can in every single game”
and now, in Kalos, you have a chance to find actual pokemon in trash bins
A proudly gay man gets offended when a coworker raises some complaints with his behavior around the office.
Sometimes things aren’t the way we think they are.
how did I see that coming
also this is how I imagine tumblr in cubicles, at least the parts where some people are overly sexual about everything and assume when someone doesn’t like their stuff their homophobic, or transfobic or any other phobic
still though it’s a great video
i fucking love this video
Holy shit key and peele why are you so amazing?
Their stuff is actually reeeeal smart.
Massive Ammonite Fossil
This is as close to an ammonite god as you’ll get how can you not
CONSULT THE HELIX
PRAISE THE HELIX